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The rumors have surfaced once again - is Johnny Depp going to finally walk down the aisle with Vanessa Paradis? According to MTVuk, the answer is yes, and that it will happen in a chapel on the grounds of their estate in France, sometime in late April. The rumors have been circulating since Johnny was seen shopping for an engagement ring in California.

According to previous reports, the main thing keeping them from getting married was that Johnny adores Vanessa’s surname, as he loves the way her name sounds, calling it perfect and beautiful. “It would be a drag to stick her with Paradis-Depp! It’s like a flat note! But if she ever said ‘Hey, let’s get hitched’, I would do it in a second.”

Awwwww! Could he BE any more perfect?

We all know that they are a private couple, so it’s no surprise that there’s not a single confirmation from Johnny’s people about the possible wedding. If it is in the works, we fully expect it to be as MTV said - small and intimate as possible, with 50 or so of their closest friends. Naturally it’ll still be a star-studded affair, as we know Tim Burton and wife Helena Bonham-Carter will certainly be in attendance, with Burton standing as best man. I’m not sure how understated it can be though, if rocker Keith Richards shows up too!

To add to Johnny’s upcoming gigs, it was reported today that he’ll soon join Sponge Bob Squarepants in Bikini Bottom. ET reports that he’ll provide the voice for surfer “Jack Kahuna Laguna” in an upcoming special, “Sponge Bob vs. The Big One.” Good thing my kids already watch the silly sponge, I won’t have to sneak the episode in on the sly!

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3 Responses to “Altar bound?”

  1. Petra Says:

    Awwwww! Could he BE any more perfect?

    Noooooo! :D

  2. e838shopping Says:

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